Accelerants

I spent half an hour today cleaning the last of the poisons and explosives out of the woodshed where I write, in preparation for firing up the Ashley Automatic wood stove that is sure to be my best friend over the winter. The collection was impressive: gasoline, two-stroke oil, lighter fluid, lacquer thinner, Japan Drier, Naphtha VM&P, Naval Jelly… I spent the rest of the morning striking matches, drinking kerosene and sucking on a leadsicle…

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Tags: Ashley Automatic, asphyxiation, explosives, flaming death, gasoline, Japan Drier, lacquer thinner, lighter fluid, motor oil, naphtha, Naval Jelly, poison, wood stove

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