Gettin’ (Re)loaded on a Saturday Night

Ten years ago a couple of Sandoz chemists discovered a pair of compounds, thymoumanine and lismonine, that (respectively) stimulate and depress activity in the hippocampus. MillerCoors LLC bought the patents eighteen months ago and has begun test-marketing a pair of beverages based on the compounds. I wonder whether the cans will be red and blue?

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