Giant Primates of North Dakota

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My NaNoWriMo novel this year is Giant Primates of North Dakota.

It’s some kind of ugly hoax that we only get posted to these anonymous corners of Earth. I sometimes imagine the globe redrawn, with all the mid-continental portions erased or flooded or replaced by warm-water lakes visited by free-spirited Danes who pull their dresses over their heads and swim naked and expect everyone to be as carefree as they are—but then I come to myself and realize that I have onions to chop or cameras to repair or guns to clean.

2 thoughts on “Giant Primates of North Dakota

  1. Andrea

    I need the long-form version of this, pronto! Also, since it is almost Christmas, I want a cook book of ridiculous launch sequences, guided meditations and recipes for field dressing dinosaurs. Just putting that out there.

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