The phone in the woodshed is a rotary-dial model, and I sit out here tempted to phone people just to hear its sound. Once I get a dial installed on my cell phone, my life will be complete.
I’m a Rotarian.
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The phone in the woodshed is a rotary-dial model, and I sit out here tempted to phone people just to hear its sound. Once I get a dial installed on my cell phone, my life will be complete.
I spent half an hour today cleaning the last of the poisons and explosives out of the woodshed where I write, in preparation for firing up the Ashley Automatic wood stove that is sure to be my best friend over the winter. The collection was impressive: gasoline, two-stroke oil, lighter fluid, lacquer thinner, Japan Drier, Naphtha VM&P, Naval Jelly… I spent the rest of the morning striking matches, drinking kerosene and sucking on a leadsicle…